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So I keep hearing how women just want someone who is honest and open. Well you better strap yourself down cause this will probably be the most honest post you have read in some time. You know, other than the avalanche of email snagging posts and the thousands of guys who put three lines and want you to send them a cell pic of your tits. Anyhow, on with the show. A little about me, shall we? 32 years old, published author, own my own car, caring, sensitive, family oriented, no kids of my own, but I love kids, no wife or ex wife, never been tried in a court of law, no felonies, no drug addictions, etc. etc. Sounds good so far eh? Yea I shine on paper but let's go a little deeper and see what we can discover before you propose marriage via email. My Twenties are gone, all I have to look forward to now is graying hair or loss of hair whichever comes first. The body is no longer working towards a goal but instead flying as far south as it can, to conserve heat I suppose. Which means for some ef'd up reason I keep gaining weight like some Grizzly bear preparing for hibernation. Published Author is a bit of a stretch since I did all the work and self published on lulu where they don't print anything unless it's paid for. A six year old could do it. The car I own was bought and fixed up by my father who got tired of dragging me all over town in the search of employment. Oh I still owe him for it as well as live with him and my grandmother. I may be caring but I am also extremely greedy and if there is something I want that you are adamantly against chances are I am going to throw your concerns to the wind and do it anyway, hoping that a Walgreens card will make up for it later. I am extremely sensitive, as well as packed full of anxiety disorders and probably a truck load of mental health problems. I am very sensitive about my own net worth and hope to win the lottery sometime soon. I am family oriented in the fact that I live with my family and rely on them to help me get by. I have no kids of my own that I am aware of though there have been some questionable times in the past and I am sure someday someone will probably knock on the door and tell me I am their father. Never married due to the fact that I have never been in a relationship that lasted longer than say three months, before they got so tired of my lack of enthusiasm they left the house and sent me an email saying it was over and to pack up. Either that or I run away as quick as I can because I have commitment issues from some childhood trauma or what not. I do love kids and chances are I will probably spend more time with your kids than with you to the point that you start to feel neglected, even though it was cute to begin with. Been arrested but never tried and most of the time I just got away scot free because we were sneaky kids and never got caught doing horrible stuff. Have a few health problems which have me chewing Vicodin like skittles in the hopes of alleviating pain but to no effect. Not a fan of street drugs though so hey that's a plus. Hey where are you going? We aren't done yet, come back. . . Ok so well that is a good starting point for me, there is plenty more if you're still conscious and or willing. So a wee bit about what I am looking for. Must be female. Sorry guys, I know I come across as the perfect male save me project but I'm just not into nor interested. Hmm. What else do I require in a companion? I uh, hrmm. . . You should probably be able to breathe on your own without help from an Iron Lung or something and I guess that is about it. Race, Creed, Religion are all open as well as bra size. So who's with me still?
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